Blog lovin'!

Hey ya'll guys. I just remembered how much I love to blog! Seriously, I'm crazy about that shit. I could sit all day and blog about all that crazy shit I didn't do because I was bloggin'! But yo, hey. Here's some random facts about me:



My favorite show is Friends and CSI: Las Vegas.

I'm not really sure what my favorite movie is, but I saw Benjamin Button yesterday and I cried my eyes out. It was awsome!

My favorite actor is Sean Connery. (How can he be old and still sexy?)

My favorite actress is Milla Jovovich!

The 1st thing I think when I wake up in the morning is that it's all a dream and the morning is a lie.. I get very disappointed when I realize the truth!

My motto is never to do something you can't stand up for afterwards.

I stay true to Converse All Stars forever <3

I'm hard to shut up.

I'm a bit neurotic.

I read alot and review books.

I prefer to be behind the camera, not that I don't want my picture taken, just that I really enjoy photographing (:

In the morning I always tell myself that I'll go to bed early and/or sleep after school, I never do because at that time I'm fresh as a fiddle.

I think that the danish summer is wonderful.

I think that I often get worn-out.

One big lie I tell myself alot is that tomorrow's gonna be different.

I laugh at myself laughing, and then start laughing HYSTERICALLY because I laugh at my own laughter.

I scream when other people scream, this is also valid in the movies and the theater - it's very embarrassing!

I'm neurotically organized about my bed and desk.

I think I'm too cheap.

I once met a guy I had been chatting with online, that was awkward!

When I can sleep I just keep laying in bed because I'm so stubborn - luckily I then fall asleep.

The greatest french fries I've ever had was from Café Au Lait just around the corner from me, uhmm yummy!

- xoxo Elk

(Is it "xoxo" or "oxox"?)

Hey ya'll guys. I just remembered how much I love to blog! Seriously, I'm crazy about that shit. I could sit all day and blog about all that crazy shit I didn't do because I was bloggin'! But yo, hey. Here's some random facts about me:

My favorite show is Friends and CSI: Las Vegas.

I'm not really sure what my favorite movie is, but I saw Benjamin Button yesterday and I cried my eyes out. It was awsome!

My favorite actor is Sean Connery. (How can he be old and still sexy?)

My favorite actress is Milla Jovovich!

The 1st thing I think when I wake up in the morning is that it's all a dream and the morning is a lie.. I get very disappointed when I realize the truth!

My motto is never to do something you can't stand up for afterwards.

I stay true to Converse All Stars forever <3

I'm hard to shut up.

I'm a bit neurotic.

I read alot and review books.

I prefer to be behind the camera, not that I don't want my picture taken, just that I really enjoy photographing (:

In the morning I always tell myself that I'll go to bed early and/or sleep after school, I never do because at that time I'm fresh as a fiddle.

I think that the danish summer is wonderful.

I think that I often get worn-out.

One big lie I tell myself alot is that tomorrow's gonna be different.

I laugh at myself laughing, and then start laughing HYSTERICALLY because I laugh at my own laughter.

I scream when other people scream, this is also valid in the movies and the theater - it's very embarrassing!

I'm neurotically organized about my bed and desk.

I think I'm too cheap.

I once met a guy I had been chatting with online, that was awkward!

When I can sleep I just keep laying in bed because I'm so stubborn - luckily I then fall asleep.

The greates french fries I've ever had was from Café Au Lait just around the corner from me, uhmm yummy!

Rest in peace

Today, between 2am and 3am there was a car accident.

A guy called Paw, died. He was a dear friend to alot of my friends and had just started high school here. Now he is dead and I suggest that we take a moment to think about life and death, and those who are left behind. Those who have to deal with the sorrow.

http://nyhederne.tv2.dk/article.php/id-34630707:18%C3%A5rig-mand-br%C3%A6ndt-ihjel-i-bil.html that is what his car looks like. He died immediately.

- Elk

Would you rather beauty tag

Hiaaa all, soo a tag. A beauty tag! Here we go:
Would you rather walk around all day with you skirt tucked in your underwear or be seen wearing a really see through dress?
I'd rather walk around all day with my skrit tucked in. That actually happened to me once, and I always always ALWAYS wear pantyhose, so it's not too bad (:

Would you rather go to a party and not realize until the end of the night that you have lipstick on your teeth or that your fake lashes are coming unglued?
Uhmm. Probably that my lashes have gone unglued, it's no so embarassing as the lipstick. Besides, fake lashes go unglued ALL the time!

Would you rather forget to put mascara on one eye or forget blush on one side of your face?
The blush. I would diiiiiiiie without wearing mascara!

Would you rather wear lipstick/lipliner combo or frosty blue eyeshadow?
I love making a frosty look with white eyeliner, only a bit of mascara, frosty eyeshadow, cool neutral lips and a warm pink blush. <3

Would you rather wear foundation that is two shades too light or go way overboard on bronzer?
Wear the light foundation! Definently :D I'm so light already, looking a bit lighter wouldn't really matter to me (:

Would you rather drink an entire bottle of ketchup or run into the guy who broke your heart on a bad hair day when your skin is freaking out?
Look awful and run into him. It would be okay because then I could hate more on him if I looked like crap >.<''

Would you rather be able to date any celeb you wanted or wake up with perfect red carpet-worthy hair?
Perfect hair every day :D

Would you rather your armpits smell musky or like delicious lasagna?
I'm not sure how musk smells, so I'd go for lasagna.

Would you rather give up your makeup or cell phone for one year?
My phone. Except calender and alarmclock, my phone really doesn't matter that much to me.

Would you rather run into a cute guy you like with food all in your grill or no makeup at all?
Uhmm. Tough one. I look scary as hell without makeup, but my teeth already look awful so I wouldn't wanna make it worse! I'm gonna go with no makeup!

Alrightyyy. Please post a comment or you know.. Something if you want to :D I tag yoou!
- xo Elk

Letter to myself, in thirty years.

Hiiiiiia all. So today we had an assignment to turn in, in English class. It was a letter from ourselves, to ourselves in thirty years. This is my go --

Hello Elisabeth. Is that even still your name? Are you married? Where do you live? I have a thousand questions for you, but first I want to tell you a something about how you were thirty years ago. Right now, you have been stupid! Instead of going home right after school and writing this assignment, you went to the city, then you dyed your hair, then you watched a movie and now you are sitting in the TV room watching football. But at least you are writing your assignment. You are master of postponing! You are ambiguous. You want to be very hard working, always turning your assignments in, working hard, get good grades while you want to be relaxed, a bit rebellious and lazy. Even though this is happening right now, you are still wise enough to see that all this is a fight to figure out your true identity.

You are 16 years old, you go to Sorø Akademis Skole in Denmark, you live there at boarding school and you have just started the first of three years in the Danish high school. Are you happy with the choices you have made?

Now for some questions for the older you... Me? It is hard to know. Are we any different from each other, or are we still the same. Will you shake your head and crumple up this piece of paper, do you even bother to finish reading it? Are you really that distant from me?

Well, what do you do? Are you a psychologist, a politician, a writer or have none of the dreams you dreamt come true? Or did you get some entirely different dreams?

Right now I see my future like this. I want to be a psychologist, I want to be alot of other different things as well, but being a psychologist is what I am aiming for. Right now I am also a freelance book reviewer, I read a lot of books and I write some short stories myself and I really see it going somewhere! I really do hope that you pursued the literal path that I am trying to direct you on to.

Maybe everything has gone wrong, maybe you are alone and unsuccessful, maybe you’ve got diabetes and you no longer talk to your friends and family. Maybe you’ve gone completely off track? Maybe you’ve killed yourself.

In conclusion, asking you what is going to happen is silly, because I know very well that you can’t answer. I can only tell you what I want you to keep in mind. I want you to remember yourself! I want you to know who you are! It is so difficult to tell you the exact parts of yourself that I want you to keep, only the young me knows. I am so excited to read this letter in thirty years, does this mean that I’ll still be myself then? That is probably my biggest fear, to have lost myself, please don’t let me down. If you still are ambiguous when you read this letter in thirty years and you still fight to figure out your true identity then listen. Your identity must be exploring all the different perspectives of yourself and the world. Keep curious, because you have always been. You were impossible for your mother to breastfeed because you wanted to see the world. Remember this and smile. Goodbye Elisabeth, see you again in thirty years, I hope you will be well and I love you.

xo Elk

Grossest desk sharer, EVER!

Hia, so I know that I haven't been blogging for some time. *bad me* and I really have no excuse.

Luckily none of my friends, friends really knows about this blog, so I'm very free to express myself as I please. And today, I do have a couple things I want to get off my chest.

I share desk (at school) with the probably, grossest person EVER! Gross, in that way that she's not REALLY gross and have tons of showable rolls, she doesn't have green slime running from her nose or anything. She's gross in that way, that she TRIES to kind of, hide, that she's really, REALLY gross! Ugh. It really doesn't that much to push my YUK-limit. Something as simple as filling the filling the dishwasher can be groundbreaking for me. So this is what she does:

1) Her looks, I know I know people can't do for it but UGH! First of all she looks like a little ugly furry beast, she has these really ugly bangs that totally cover up her face and makes her look even more pathetic than she already does. Her hair just seems too big for her tiny head, it looks like her hair weighs a ton and pushes her head down. She doesn't wear any makeup (which is cool) but her face is just annoying. She has really chubby cheeks that instead of being cute apple cheeks just run like slime down and gives her a fat neck. Plus she has this really big red spot/zit on her nose just in the corner. She ALWAYS wears a really big ugly knitted grey knitted monster, some really baggy jeans and ugly, UGLY, black big boots and it's just so SHOWABLE that she is trying to hide herself! (+ she doesn't wear a bra which I think is SO GROSS!!!!)

2)Stuff she does

a) I first found out that she was really gross, not on her unfortunate "I hide myself" style, but from her scratching herself in the crotch, UNDER THE PANTS IN CLASS, sometimes smelling her fingers afterwards! EEEEEEEEEEEEEWW! And she looks around, really like "alright, go ahead NO ONE'S LOOKING". How gross is that?

b) Nose picking! You know how people who wants to be anonymous sometimes gets one of those black long lines across their eyes? Well this girl does, kiiiiinda the same trick. She holds up her hand across her nose and stuffed her long gross finger right up there. Oh yeah, and then she just shovels ahead. And she does a-fucking-lot! I've even seen her eat it xS *I'll die!*

c) Spot on the nostril. As mentioned, she has a red spot/zit on one of her nostrils and she just won't leave it the fuck alone! She presses it and dabs it with all kinds of cleaning tissues.

d) General behavior. When she isn't interested in what we do in class she smacks her lips together, like eating with and open mouth. Plus, I don't know what the FUUUUUUCK's going on but she makes sounds like pressing all the air out of your cheeks so it makes that bubbly sound, and apparently she exercises her breath or she's just ANNOYING LIKE SHIT by having the most irritating breath, and pressing on her nose so the air only will come out of on nostril. And when she talks, it takes her 10 minuets to say a freaking sentence!

3) Apparently, what I didn't know that she does is that's she's a GIANT STALKER/STARER. Several of my friends have said after they saw her on the class photo that's she's been deliberately following them and staring at them. Luckily, she never followed me, but she sure does stare!

4) She's in love. There's this other really geeky, but (sometimes)nice guy that she's sooooo in love with! AND IT SHOWS! Just, just ugh.. Grow up! I mean how old is she?!? She just behaves like it's a young sweetheart crush, she listens to ALL he says, she tries to be SOOO funny and ugh.

5) Jesus I could go on. Well, do you kind of get it? SHE'S GROSS AND WEIRD AND SHE SITS RIGHT NEXT TO ME JESUS I'LL DIE! She once breathe me right into my face I LITERALLY had to move away!

Well, I guess know saying that a bunch of guys longer down the hall pisses me off by screaming and stomping all the time. I really just wanna bash their heads into the wall. But hey, I'd rather sit next to someone else on school >.<''

xo Elk, please. Feel pity for me! /;